Here are some more crazy quotes from my life.
“Twerk it!” (A friend. Not directed at me. I don’t twerk)
“A: Do you have abs?
A: I have abs!
B: Good for you.
Me: (hysterical laughter)” (a conversation between a friend and an acquaintance. Don’t remember how this happened exactly.)
“That accent was Ozzy Osbourne visiting Scotland with a German Visa.” ( by a chorus director. The accent really kind of was.)
“If Jesus wasn’t the son of God and all that, he’d be a frickin’ babe!” (from a friend. No comment)
“Brittani, I can’t marry you because I’m pregnant with Jacob’s baby!” ( me, playing a game of ‘Curses’ with both Brittani and Jacob. You’ll get it if you’ve played the game. If you haven’t played the game, you really should.)
“And my mom gave me a belt- which was actually a good present because my old one smelled like fish and I don’t know why.” (a friend, telling me about his Christmas gifts)
“Hey, remember that time I blew up a potato?” (I never got the full story on this, unfortunately.)
If these quotes don’t make you laugh, then they’ll at least make you wonder about the mental stability of the people I hang out with.
Fun fact: Today is the two year anniversary of Ink And Paper! For that I’m putting this picture: